January 2012
150 posts
New Years Kisses
Expectation:
Reality:
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LOL forreal
LOL nephew and aunt.
Aunt: Do you know how to hold your thing?
Nephew: Yes!
Aunt: Well hold it and aim in the toilet, stop pissing everywhere.
Nephew: OKAY!
ahahahahaha funny shit.
TRANSFORMERS :#
01/01/2012,12:01AM
sleep-for-days:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
I’ve been wearing the same underwear since last year:
Mom: "Food is ready!"
December 2011
161 posts
When you're asked to babysit small children...
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LOL
Every time i catch my parents in a bad mood.
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When mom would say she brought you something:
5years old:
Now:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA righhht?
People over exaggerate too much. That’s annoying. aha
Anonymous asked: unfff your lips doeeee
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out.
Do you think I like being lied to and hurt?
that1guysamir:
What did you think I wouldn’t care? You thought I wouldn’t find out? no. People like you piss me off cause I trusted you. I gave you my full trust & you just go out and ruin it. Just tell me the truth. What’s wrong with that? I wouldn’t even got mad.. but lying to me and giving me bull shit excuses? no.
People that lie to me in front of my face makes me feel stupid, upset,...
Watchiitsmichelleee:
geeezzy:
LMFAO im sorry but i laughed
LOL sorry but I would so do this to someone I hate right now.
it would of been fades. LOL
classical music always calms me down.
It happens to everyone. Don't lie.
When you see someone you went out with or had something with, with someone else. and you get all these feelings where you don’t want to give a fuck, you’re sad, but you want to show them you’re happy without them. and last but not least jealousy. It’s just the fact that you were that person once in their life.
Reblog if you care more about this child:
ihavespokenn:
than all the half naked girls on tumblr.
LOL that moment when you meet someone new and their from the unknown. goodness.
Anons are cute.
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
